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These fine and mighty and depraved Tinderellas all but stepped on 'dating app' ceremony, and instead opted for shameless, sexualized-displays of self-promotion. Are some of these borderline insane, and giving off the distinct whiff of potential sex addiction? Suure. Are they also dually awesomely transparent? Absolutely, and there's no doubt they're the kind of profiles that didn't rake in a truckload of right swipes... Tinder really is full of surprises. You never know what you'll find. 

What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when it comes to bedroom discourse; but bro, this is seven kinds of crazy, and outright ridiculous. The only reasonable course of action for our Tinder dude victim of the hour is to take his phone, toss it in the microwave, set to five minutes, and let it rip into a weird, fresh-fried memory of the past. 

Did you know people get to hangout with tigers? And, while they're hanging out with said tigers they take Tinder profile pics? This is infuriating. How are they getting to hangout with tigers?! They can't all work at zoos. Or maybe they do, but a lot of these humans don't seem to be of the zoological bent, but what do I know. I am not hanging out with tigers all day, so I don't know what sort of humans tigers like to hangout with. Either way I need to figure out how to hangout with some tigers.

Dungeons and Dragons may not seem like the sexiest game in the world, but this Tinder user has shown us that being a Dungeon Master really allows one to keep the conversation going. 

Just when we were convinced that the fine denizens of Tinder couldn't get any more ridiculous and genuinely outlandish on an app that seemingly thrives on being predictably absurd, we get yet more conversational gems. It's like half these sorry souls weren't even exerting 5% effort. 

Careful out there Tinderers, you never know what lurks behind that next right swipe...

Comedian Jenn Welch's father passed away recently, so she took the opportunity to take to Tinder and create a 'Dead Dad Tinder' account. Heal pain through laughter or something like that right? We don't want to take away from the sheer grimness of her loss, but big ups to Welch for shining some comedic light on a period of her life that might otherwise have been given over to full on grieving. 

Much like approaching someone in a bar, dating apps leave you vulnerable to all sorts of rejection. Whether the person you've matched with straight-up ignores your messages, or they reply politely telling you that they're not interested, unfortunately, it's all part of the dating game. One girl on Tinder, however, clearly doesn't understand the rules, and upon being explained to politely by a guy she had matched with that he had met someone else, she lost her mind and went totally berserk. Check out how calmly he manages the situation and how 

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Ellen C Scottwas having trouble finding a date, so she decided to channel the words and confidence of Kanye West to help her with Tinder.

Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out or these if you wanna see more priceless Tinder moments. 

I get it, I get it: shocker right? Bro with affinity for trolling and Imgur fame breaks out the fake male model Tinder account, and manages to get away with being a bane of the earth, insensitive, sex-crazed, depraved simeon. Do really really ridiculous good looking people just get away with being, well, shittier people, or what? Obviously the results from this dude's 'social experiment' have been skewed and framed in such a way that highlights the more ridiculous encounters for the sake of those self-serving upvotes, but it still makes you wonder. Or wait, does it.

People on Tinder can take themselves too seriously. That's why it's so refreshing, and hilarious, to see Jared Allen, an Aussie guy with a beard and a whole lot of free time, taking the piss out of women's pictures on Tinder. And these pictures are fantastic. For scientific purposes, obviously. But judging whether you want to date someone by a photo and a bio is a little weird. If you think that the world of dating has become messed up in the recent years, we agree with you. That's why it's so good to see someone making fun of it. 

Step up your game with some more hilarious Tinder moments and funny Tinder profiles and who knows what might happen.