tinder

Careful out there Tinderers, you never know what lurks behind that next right swipe...

Tinder's a wasteland of cruel cheesiness and aggressive acts of trolling. It's a wonder people suggest blasphemous things like modern romance being dead. 

These fine and mighty and depraved Tinderellas all but stepped on 'dating app' ceremony, and instead opted for shameless, sexualized-displays of self-promotion. Are some of these borderline insane, and giving off the distinct whiff of potential sex addiction? Suure. Are they also dually awesomely transparent? Absolutely, and there's no doubt they're the kind of profiles that didn't rake in a truckload of right swipes... Tinder really is full of surprises. You never know what you'll find. 

The new dating world is a strange and terrifying beast. This particular batch is full of the kinds of wildly unexpected, ever hilarious, and often uncomfortable moments you're bound to come across after enough right swipes. 

As you can imagine, Tinder isn't the most kosher place, so follow Mike's story at your own discretion.

When this guy didn't text his Tinder match back for 15 minutes, things went south alarmingly quickly. 

The state of the modern dating world has never looked so overwhelmingly emotionally stunted. 

Tinder's like a box a' chocolates. You never know what you're gonna git.

"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes.