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The dude clearly needs to tone it down a notch, and was clearly just a tad bit overstimulated to come across as clear and comprehensive (and sane) with his matches.

It's a low stakes game, so why not have a little fun? Besides, every girl loves a guy who can make her laugh!

Crazy things are bound to happen if you swipe right. 

At a certain point you just gotta cut your losses and give up on your initial pick-up strategy broheme. This guy is a prime example of a clueless dude blinded by the imagined brilliance of fruit-themed puns that only serve to earn him the stone cold shoulder from what could've been a perfectly decent match.

What a wonderfully confusing time to be alive...

As long as Tinder's around we'll have an endless supply of cringe-packed pickup lines. 

The state of the modern dating world has never looked so overwhelmingly emotionally stunted. 

As you can imagine, Tinder isn't the most kosher place, so follow Mike's story at your own discretion.

"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes. 

When this guy didn't text his Tinder match back for 15 minutes, things went south alarmingly quickly. 

Dungeons and Dragons may not seem like the sexiest game in the world, but this Tinder user has shown us that being a Dungeon Master really allows one to keep the conversation going.