old people

And salt is a liberal conspiracy.

But she didn't share any video :(

Have you seen our new favorite Tumblr? It's a glorious collection of old people with bizarre complaints or a total lack of Facebook etiquette savvy.

"Operatah! Connect me to Shauna now, see? Nyah!"

Also the plot of Dan Brown's next book.

You just don't get paid enough to deal with this.