By Unknown
fast food
This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some.
We dealt out a finely assembled platter of well-roasted Twitter victims recently (here), and the majority of you seemed to enjoy the impressive display of savagery let loose to run wild over helpless tweets. So. We're back at it again with another solid collection. Seriously, whoever is running this account needs a raise for the good of society.
What better way to eat up some sizzling Twitter roasts from the ever amazing, brutally witty, sinfully sardonic 'Wendy' than with a collection of the finer, more inspired fan art. I'll say it again man, whoever is running that Twitter handle --- if it's not a damn team by now --- needs a hearty raise and/or bonus.
By Unknown
Have you guys tried the new Dorito-shell taco yet? It's wildly disappointing and hardly tastes like a Dorito at all. I'm still holding out hope for the Cool Ranch version, but this one is a huge disappointment.
Via Clearly Dope
And if your put ramen seasoning on your Taco Bell you instantly of a sodium overdose.
Via Mike Waite
Fed up with customers and colleagues giving him grief over his "dead end" job, Mike Waite went on Facebook to drop a public announcement that has caught the attention of the entire internet. Mike, who works over 50 hours a week, is sick and tired of people claiming he has no aspirations.
Well, the 20-year-old has been heard and hopefully his touching Facebook rant will change the way you look at the person behind the counter next time you order a McFlurry.
