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Something is fowl over at Australian food chain Chicken Treat.
The company has hired a new social media manager, and she's a literal chicken.
Betty the chicken has taken over the restaurant's Twitter account with the goal of sending an actual 5-letter English word by Oct. 30. And so far, she's said some pretty profound things.
=7o8hy6ho4d231wdty - 2 651`r mn 2`13w ygehr nm 11`a xzb m.9,n #chickentweet
— Chicken Treat (@ChickenTreat) October 15, 2015Whoa.
AZAVZUYTZZIIZA #chickentweet
— Chicken Treat (@ChickenTreat) October 14, 2015Groundbreaking!
Some words of inspiration from Betty. And remember: if a chicken can tweet, you can do stuff too. #ChickenTweet pic.twitter.com/fHX2t14R74
— Chicken Treat (@ChickenTreat) October 14, 2015Betty is clearly a very smart chicken. This shouldn't take too much longer.
Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast.
What better way to eat up some sizzling Twitter roasts from the ever amazing, brutally witty, sinfully sardonic 'Wendy' than with a collection of the finer, more inspired fan art. I'll say it again man, whoever is running that Twitter handle --- if it's not a damn team by now --- needs a hearty raise and/or bonus.
