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This fine Israeli Burger King establishment identified a key demographic, and they proceeded to capitalize on the thirsty, sexual pleasure-seeking debauched 18+ youths of the world by including sex toys in 'adult meals' as a Valentine's Day promo. Umm, genius or twisted or discouraging, or a little bit of all the above? I'll let you be the judge.
Here's a cheers to an Israeli Burger King daring to be different, and the happiest of meals with the hopefully guaranteed happy ending for those souls out there brave (desperate) enough to give it a run. And I can't help wonder what kind of disparity we're looking at in the way of quality between that good-good-yum-yum dollar menu and the heftier combo meals...are we talking something as consequential as blue balls vs. knee-buckling orgasm? So many questions yet to be answered. Gotta give it to Burger King for not failing to accomplish piquing our curiosity.
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Have you guys tried the new Dorito-shell taco yet? It's wildly disappointing and hardly tastes like a Dorito at all. I'm still holding out hope for the Cool Ranch version, but this one is a huge disappointment.
The tweet reads, the product has been made in collaboration with Figgy Poppleton-Rice, an alleged "#CleanEating fanatic and cauliflower connoisseur". Uhhh so yeah, their first Instagram post was a mere few weeks ago. Just getting started on the 'Gram' or are we witnessing a sweet display of trolling by KFC? Either way, the buffet of hilarious reactions thus far is nothing short of 5/5 stars.
