By cheyenne1331
fast food
Via Clearly Dope
And if your put ramen seasoning on your Taco Bell you instantly of a sodium overdose.
Via Mike Waite
Fed up with customers and colleagues giving him grief over his "dead end" job, Mike Waite went on Facebook to drop a public announcement that has caught the attention of the entire internet. Mike, who works over 50 hours a week, is sick and tired of people claiming he has no aspirations.
Well, the 20-year-old has been heard and hopefully his touching Facebook rant will change the way you look at the person behind the counter next time you order a McFlurry.
This fine Israeli Burger King establishment identified a key demographic, and they proceeded to capitalize on the thirsty, sexual pleasure-seeking debauched 18+ youths of the world by including sex toys in 'adult meals' as a Valentine's Day promo. Umm, genius or twisted or discouraging, or a little bit of all the above? I'll let you be the judge.
Here's a cheers to an Israeli Burger King daring to be different, and the happiest of meals with the hopefully guaranteed happy ending for those souls out there brave (desperate) enough to give it a run. And I can't help wonder what kind of disparity we're looking at in the way of quality between that good-good-yum-yum dollar menu and the heftier combo meals...are we talking something as consequential as blue balls vs. knee-buckling orgasm? So many questions yet to be answered. Gotta give it to Burger King for not failing to accomplish piquing our curiosity.
This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some.
By Unknown
Have you guys tried the new Dorito-shell taco yet? It's wildly disappointing and hardly tastes like a Dorito at all. I'm still holding out hope for the Cool Ranch version, but this one is a huge disappointment.
Via King_Siege
More importantly, let's all try to figure out exactly what in the hell this food is supposed to be, and why it's being marketed like a late night Cinemax movie from the 90s.
The tweet reads, the product has been made in collaboration with Figgy Poppleton-Rice, an alleged "#CleanEating fanatic and cauliflower connoisseur". Uhhh so yeah, their first Instagram post was a mere few weeks ago. Just getting started on the 'Gram' or are we witnessing a sweet display of trolling by KFC? Either way, the buffet of hilarious reactions thus far is nothing short of 5/5 stars.
