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The tweet reads, the product has been made in collaboration with Figgy Poppleton-Rice, an alleged "#CleanEating fanatic and cauliflower connoisseur". Uhhh so yeah, their first Instagram post was a mere few weeks ago. Just getting started on the 'Gram' or are we witnessing a sweet display of trolling by KFC? Either way, the buffet of hilarious reactions thus far is nothing short of 5/5 stars.

What better way to eat up some sizzling Twitter roasts from the ever amazing, brutally witty, sinfully sardonic 'Wendy' than with a collection of the finer, more inspired fan art. I'll say it again man, whoever is running that Twitter handle --- if it's not a damn team by now --- needs a hearty raise and/or bonus. 

This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some. 

We dealt out a finely assembled platter of well-roasted Twitter victims recently (here), and the majority of you seemed to enjoy the impressive display of savagery let loose to run wild over helpless tweets. So. We're back at it again with another solid collection. Seriously, whoever is running this account needs a raise for the good of society. 

This is why we love the hell out of Wendy's. They've been roasting people all over social media for our enjoyment to perfection for a truly surprisingly lengthy period of time. Like this little roast flashback here, dating back to January. Someone get that person (team?) running the account a fat bonus cause they are on a roll.