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Never drink and Facebook.

This "website" is really just a redirect to a Facebook search for friends who like Trump. If you're in the mood to shed some dead weight from your social obligations, this is the perfect tool. 

Apparently this handy link originated from Gabriel Whaley, an internet troublemaker also known for the infinite text-in-progress gif. 


via @Gabriel_Whaley

From the Washington Post:

Now, a pretty dramatic new report out from Piper Jaffray — an investment bank with a sizable research arm — rules that the kids are over Facebook once and for all, having fled Mark Zuckerberg's parent-flooded shores for the more forgiving embraces of Twitter and Instagram. Between fall 2014 and spring 2014, when Piper Jaffray last conducted this survey, Facebook use among teenagers aged 13 to 19 plummeted from 72 percent to 45 percent. In other words, less than half of the teenagers surveyed said "yes" when asked if they use Facebook. (A note: There's no spring data available for the "no networks" option, which is why that spot is blank.)

Oh how naive we were. That's nothing, though, compared to the rest of the conversation:

"Hey man, people spend a lot of time on this site. I bet Zuckerberg could make bucketloads of money if he offered stock options to the public."

"Holy sh*t bro, you're right! Why hasn't he done that yet?"