Awkward

Tinder's a wasteland of cruel cheesiness and aggressive acts of trolling. It's a wonder people suggest blasphemous things like modern romance being dead. 

You guys...brilliant astrophysicists that could deconstruct the universe itself, are...just like us? For real though, shoutout to Neil deGrasse Tyson for the comedic relief in the Twitter black hole chock-full of Donald Trump/Comey politics news that'd otherwise drive us insane. 

OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?