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Via Gizmodo
The Local reports that a Swedish Lego enthusiast recently put up an advertisement selling his entire 300 kg Lego collection for $11,500. He claims he's selling his massive cache of bricks to save his marriage. Allegedly his "old bag" of a wife gave him an ultimatum: "Get this s**t out" or it's over.
Redditor michaelsiemsen found the perfect way to hold onto all of the useless stuff in his garage his wife wouldn't let him throw away.
"For the past two years, anything sitting in our garage that the wife says we can't get rid of, I've hung as "art" in our otherwise useless front room" -- michaelsiemsen
Via Metro.UK
A japanese woman has allegedly slashed her husband across the face after he left the bathroom in a less than usable state.
The man had been eating Pepper Jack Cheez-Its® (I can only assume it was an unconscionable amount) prior to the dump in question.
Via Metro:
Her anger was further fuelled when he tried to help their 3-year-old son use the toilet ‘without washing his own hands first’, she said, Jiji Press and other local media reported.
‘The toilet stinks so much that the child cannot even use it,’ Jiji reported her as saying.
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You probably shouldn't detail your greatest loves on your dating profile if you don't want your husband to completely destroy them.
