Here's to hoping the crew of writers back over at CBS happen upon these...can almost make out the obnoxious sound of the 'laugh track' in the background. Solid couple seasons of a new family-oriented comedy show here. Okay, but in all fairness; bachelorhood is feeling pretty damn good right now after trucking through these. I might add that the tweets had a suspicious amount of 'husband did ____ wrong' kind of humor going on.
Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.
When Ben Velzian was making preparations for a first date, he went so far as to arrange a damn Powerpoint of ideas; and proceeded to get blocked....on Whatsapp (uhhh that's a thing?). The sentiment of putting together a Powerpoint to show how invested you are in first date definitely packs some strong merit, but also, like dude; it was hard enough willing oneself to assemble a Powerpoint when it was required in school. Talk about outdoing yourself. Maybe he put too much effort in there.
