People will do some crazy things in the name of passion. Some of these are pure, sweet unadulterated sex-crazed madness. You could say we opened up Pandora's Box on this one.

Surprisingly enough the fairer sex doesn't much enjoy hearing about how much their boobs feel like "bags of sand", nor the historically sensuous sex crusade someone ---- anyone ---- has undertaken. Consider this list a helpful guide for what not to drop in a conversation, unless you feel like playing the part of an ignorant overgrown child that feels the need to overcompensate for 'lack of experience' with bloated, potentially fabricated sentiments.

What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality.