sex
Via ydr
Amanda Warfel, 25, was sentenced to 45-90 days in York County Prison for disorderly conduct.
She was having sex so loud that it shook her neighbor's dresser. Her neighbor, Tanya Sailer, who lived with her terminally ill husband and their 5 children, had to give her daughter's headphones to block the noise.
Police described the noise as "loudly fornicating and banging around her bedroom."
Sex has a profound ability to cloud our judgment in a haze of something vaguely similar to terribly horny, blue-balled, sexually-frustrated teenage hormones, embrace our baser instincts, and enact with getting out there to do some ill-conceived 'things': things like blowing through budgets at bars like we're working through a bottomless bag of gold coins (and not subjecting ourselves to living off Top Ramen till next paycheck), surrounded by strangers, and just hoping we bump into that one chick that could be the one--that'll engage in conversation, at least. Or, enlisting ourselves for notoriously ridiculous dating apps like Tinder or Bumble that often times gives way to unforgettable crazy-coated conversations. And then, well, the opportunity for sex between consenting adults can just pop up in brilliant, unplanned fashion because you were there at the right time. These 13 people were lucky enough to fit the bill, get laid, not fail to round home base, etc, in one way or another.
Surprisingly enough the fairer sex doesn't much enjoy hearing about how much their boobs feel like "bags of sand", nor the historically sensuous sex crusade someone ---- anyone ---- has undertaken. Consider this list a helpful guide for what not to drop in a conversation, unless you feel like playing the part of an ignorant overgrown child that feels the need to overcompensate for 'lack of experience' with bloated, potentially fabricated sentiments.
By Unknown
I guess it's time to add "BIG P33N DOES NOT KILL YOU" to the health education curriculum.
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Of course, a decade-plus later, he still hasn't lost that old-fashioned romantic feeling.
