By Unknown
sex
Surprisingly enough the fairer sex doesn't much enjoy hearing about how much their boobs feel like "bags of sand", nor the historically sensuous sex crusade someone ---- anyone ---- has undertaken. Consider this list a helpful guide for what not to drop in a conversation, unless you feel like playing the part of an ignorant overgrown child that feels the need to overcompensate for 'lack of experience' with bloated, potentially fabricated sentiments.
By Eviline
With the new expansion released, it's taken priority over other things.
By Unknown
Remember, kids: if you have any form of orgasm before marriage, this will happen 99% of the time.
sh*tmypastorsays
By Unknown
If they ever made a sequel to "What Women Want" and called it "What Men Want," it would be about five minutes long and very predictable.
...and judging by "Brittney B-ball's" profile pic, she's known exactly what men want for some time now.
Brace yourself gentle-ladies and gentlemen, because we are about to dive deep down the ever complex and mighty confusing rabbit's hole that is the female's brain. And in this case we're covering the biggest behemoth of 'em all: sex. For the sake of full disclosure here, I was genuinely aghast at some of these dark 'n depraved guilty pleasures; but at the same time, ultimately, to each her own. Right?
If there's one guarantee when it comes to sex, it's that things are going to get awkward at some point in the game. It's just human nature. If these particularly harrowing confessions from the cringe-tainted bedroom hit close to home for ya, you've my personal condolences. Keep trucking on.
