sex

What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality. 

It's a wild world out there in the Tinderverse. You never know what kind of gem or gum you're gonna step in. We're just glad people are going outside the box with their approach toward dating.

Cringe-inducing meets helpful lifehacks or what?

People will do some crazy things in the name of passion. Some of these are pure, sweet unadulterated sex-crazed madness. You could say we opened up Pandora's Box on this one.

These sexual deviants pushed the boundaries of what goes in the bedroom, and then some. Did they fail to keep it expected? Yes. Is it glorious? Maybe. At the very least they're redefining norms, as they screw and thrust and otherwise freak themselves out on the hells highway to sexual enlightenment...

Yeah yeah yeah, it doesn't always feel good, but it's a great problem to have because, you know, someone is suckin' at all.

Here are 10 (kinda NSFW) perfect reaction images for the next time that happens to you.

The internet has revolutionized so much of our lives - drones deliver packages to our houses, we can keep in touch with our loved ones around the world, and with Tinder and other dating apps - we can use terrible, punny pickup lines from the comfort of our homes. Ain't life grand?