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sex
By Unknown
Remember, kids: if you have any form of orgasm before marriage, this will happen 99% of the time.
sh*tmypastorsays
Is this the most Florida thing to ever happen to a sporting event over there or what? All we needed to better the crude situation was a crocodile or two waddling across the court.
By Unknown
Wait what do you mean you don't think so? Did you try and ultimately fail? Or were you too drunk to get it up that one time at your bro's Cleverbot party?
