romance

Drafting the perfect text message is a learned art form. Just remember, the more you write, the more likely you are to literally set the other person's phone on fire.

And then things got weird because a love affair between an anteater and a human is anything but normal.

Don't forget the time-honored "girl gets trapped in a cube for 2,000 years and saved by her robot boyfriend who was previously wiped from existence."

Jennifer Lawrence mentioned in her December Vogue interview that she couldn't get a date. This is what she confessed to the magazine, which Travis Fishburn of Boise, Idaho heard loud and clear: 

“I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”

Now Fishburn has graciously offered to fix her problem by taking her out on a date. The video is growing in popularity, maybe Jennifer Lawrence will see it and let him help her out with her "boy troubles".

If you think "The Notebook" sets your girlfriend's expectations too high, just try seeing "Drive." Soon she'll expect you to take down at least two heads of organized crime before she'll even think to consider the possibility that you're really committed. Damn you, Ryan Gosling!

Oh well, if her expectations are that high you can always date a sex doll instead like Lars from "Lars and the Real Girl." Thank you, Ryan Gosling!

Since the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, people have been hoping their siblings, Harry and Pippa respectively, would get together as well. There was even a rumor that the two were caught kissing at the wedding in 2011.



Now, according to an insider in an interview with OK! Magazine, they finally got together like everyone predicted. The insider said, "They're trying to play it coy but there's no doubt that this is developing into something serious."

And indeed, it must be serious because other reports according to magic.co.uk are saying that the two had a romantic dinner with pasta and the music of Adele. If that's not serious, I don't know what is. 

Donna Roberts and Mark Ellis are happily married with two kids, aged eight and nine, after the two met when Mark texted a phone number he read on the wall of a bathroom stall while he was taking a dump at his local pub.

The note, which read "If you want a good shag call Donna on ***", was written by one of Donna Roberts' ex's.

Mark said that he opened with a "Hi. What are you up to?" because he was curious if she was actually a real human being. 

The two have yet to tell their kids how they officially met. "I usually say that he texted me by mistake," Donna added.


Sill a better love story than Twilight. 

The methodology was simple: take the number of times MyFitnessPal users logged chocolate and champagne into their food diaries, add that to the number of times users added "sex" to their exercise databases (yes, that's an actual exercise activity listed on MyFitnessPal), and compile it into a single statistic: the Romance Index.

As for the states themselves...

• The state with the most chocolate usage was Utah.
• The state with the most champagne usage was California.
• The state having the most sex was Arkansas.
• The state with the highest cumulative usage of all three was...

... Rhode Island?

Yup, there's nothing tiny about Rhode Island when it comes to love; they beat out all 49 other states in total Romance Index. You can see the remainder of the top 10 here:

And sorry, Wyoming, but you're the least romantic state in the entire union, followed by Nebraska, and, surprisingly, Hawaii. Paradise isn't everything, apparently.