romance

Don't forget the time-honored "girl gets trapped in a cube for 2,000 years and saved by her robot boyfriend who was previously wiped from existence."

For you internet kids out there, "ignore previous cookie" is like saying "Nope! Chuck Testa."

Drafting the perfect text message is a learned art form. Just remember, the more you write, the more likely you are to literally set the other person's phone on fire.