romance

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If you think "The Notebook" sets your girlfriend's expectations too high, just try seeing "Drive." Soon she'll expect you to take down at least two heads of organized crime before she'll even think to consider the possibility that you're really committed. Damn you, Ryan Gosling!

Oh well, if her expectations are that high you can always date a sex doll instead like Lars from "Lars and the Real Girl." Thank you, Ryan Gosling!

Donna Roberts and Mark Ellis are happily married with two kids, aged eight and nine, after the two met when Mark texted a phone number he read on the wall of a bathroom stall while he was taking a dump at his local pub.

The note, which read "If you want a good shag call Donna on ***", was written by one of Donna Roberts' ex's.

Mark said that he opened with a "Hi. What are you up to?" because he was curious if she was actually a real human being. 

The two have yet to tell their kids how they officially met. "I usually say that he texted me by mistake," Donna added.


Sill a better love story than Twilight. 

Since the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, people have been hoping their siblings, Harry and Pippa respectively, would get together as well. There was even a rumor that the two were caught kissing at the wedding in 2011.



Now, according to an insider in an interview with OK! Magazine, they finally got together like everyone predicted. The insider said, "They're trying to play it coy but there's no doubt that this is developing into something serious."

And indeed, it must be serious because other reports according to magic.co.uk are saying that the two had a romantic dinner with pasta and the music of Adele. If that's not serious, I don't know what is. 

It's all in the eyes, Mrs. Snakums.