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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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20 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm

Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable conversation takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed face-palm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking. 

Are you French? because Eiffel for you. Oui love horrible pick up lines here, and one of the best places for social ineptitude is the rash of dating apps that have exploded into app stores. They cater to practically every group and quirk to make sure there is something for everyone. But Tinder pickup lines can sometimes just be absolutely horrendous. Cringe isn't a strong enough word. More like violently shudder and try to shake off what those phrases did to me. 

Funny screen grabs of facepalm pick-up lines, some of which actually worked - cover image of crass suggestion that the girl either things is entertaining, or knows the guy already.
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35 Hilarious Tinder Conversations That Will Get Your Blood Boiling

Funny and attractive? That's a winning combo for today's fast-dating landscape. It seems that dating today relies on the ability to think of (or look up) witty puns quickly, so if you don't have your A game with words, forget about it. Here are some conversations from Tinder peeps who know how to sling a word or two, and some of these are actually really impressive. I wonder if they got a reward from the person they were chatting up...

And here are some more funny Tinder screenshots since you are probably all into that kind of stuff.

Hilarious Tinder Conversations That Will Get Your Blood Boiling | Person - LTE 12:14 PM 77% Rylie play piano? Sure do Wanna fuck? Sure do
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Daniel Radcliffe dating dispatches double entendre down there Harry Potter puns sexy times - 5775057664
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In a recent interview, Daniel Radcliffe admitted that girls whose ladyparts are completely shaven "freak me out," and that, "You have to have something, otherwise it's f-cking creepy." Sounds like he wants a landing strip for his Nimbus 2000. A soft downy place to stick his wand. A furry sheath for his Sword of Gryffindor. Yeah, you know.

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