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This is never something you want to hear from your girlfriend

In a recent interview, Daniel Radcliffe admitted that girls whose ladyparts are completely shaven "freak me out," and that, "You have to have something, otherwise it's f-cking creepy." Sounds like he wants a landing strip for his Nimbus 2000. A soft downy place to stick his wand. A furry sheath for his Sword of Gryffindor. Yeah, you know.

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Hi pot and noose want the triangles to stop making math jokes, but they are math jokes themselves. It's an existential quandary.