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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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In a recent interview, Daniel Radcliffe admitted that girls whose ladyparts are completely shaven "freak me out," and that, "You have to have something, otherwise it's f-cking creepy." Sounds like he wants a landing strip for his Nimbus 2000. A soft downy place to stick his wand. A furry sheath for his Sword of Gryffindor. Yeah, you know.

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My name is Irina Blok, and I am a graphic designer working on a humorous design response to Bill Gates Next Generation condom challenge.
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By Oct0pi
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Kids! Parents! Loved ones! Finish your Thanksgiving leftovers! Don't leave it sitting out for 29 years, even if it gives you license to make a stupid pun in situations like these.

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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns

These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.

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