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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns

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This Kid Was a Smooth Criminal

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When Your Nerdy Girlfriend Levels Up Her Pun Skills

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Anyone Else Get Turned on From Bill Nye?

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Save Your Relationship by Sending Your Boyfriend a Personal Pun Pizza With Extra Cheese

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Don't Forget the In N' Out!

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I Also do a Little Hiking

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You'll Be a Hit at Parties With This One!

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Yep, We're Leaning Towards "Worst Sext Ever"

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Perfect Boys Don't Bend the Spine Either

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A Relationship That Lasts

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Don't Choke That Chicken, it Isn't Under Warranty!

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Puns Are Love

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It's About Band, You Pervert

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College Ruled Gone Wild

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Next Time You're Waiting For an Uber with a Hookup, Try Some Dirt Talk Puns (Or Not it's Kind of Creepy)

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