pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

Sometimes You Just Got to Get Away

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Blink 182 Did Always Have the Best Dating Advice

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I Bet Newton Used That Line All the Time

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Touche, Annoyed Woman

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I'll Get No-Whip... Or Will I?

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I've Been Going About Things All Wrong Apparently

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Everyone Needs a Little Help Starting Out

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14 Wild Tinder Moments That Spotlight Craziness of Modern Day Dating World

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Like a God Damn Sir

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Even Dictators Need Love

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Wanna Show Me Your Red Card?

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Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

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Well That Was Forward

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I Think Carly Rae May Be On to Something

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Not the Most Subtle Move

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This Has Gone Horribly Wrong

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