pick-up lines

My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts.

You're the Jayne to my funny hat. You're the Zoe to my divided loyalties between my husband and my war buddy captain.

As tough is it may be to get through this without your cringe reflex kicking in, it's definitely worth watching all the way through. Things get especially awesome right around 1:14.

Ahhh, the music of our youth. Always producing nostalgia, but never really dependable when it comes to practical dating advice.

For the last time, NO.