pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

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Testing Out the Wing-Woman Theory

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Is the Wing-Woman Method of picking up girls really more effective than your bro from across the hall?

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Wanna Show Me Your Red Card?

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Good Stuff, Good Stuff

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Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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Like a God Damn Sir

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Awww Yea

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I'll Hunger Your Games! Ugh Nevermind.

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Those Young Harry Potter Fans Grew Up To Be Gross Adults

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Gross.


Here's more Harry Potter memes, less gross.



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How Girls & Guys Hit on One Another

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Taylor Swift Makes Everything Creepier

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Young Bill Nye Loved the Ladies

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People With Accents Have an Unfair Advantage

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All you need to do in America is be British and you're pretty much set for life.

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Justin Bieber Becomes a Pick-Up Artist

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We Must Eat the Evidence

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Game of Thrones: Those Westeros Really Know How to Show You a Good Time

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These are Some of the Smoothest Pick Up Lines That Actually Worked, As Told by Bartenders

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