pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

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You're the Jayne to my funny hat. You're the Zoe to my divided loyalties between my husband and my war buddy captain.

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Since the Democratic and Republican parties aren't partying, we'll need a different donkey and elephant. You bring the ass, I'll bring the trunk, bebbeh...

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14 Wild Tinder Moments That Spotlight Craziness of Modern Day Dating World

The world of Tinder is a mixed bag. Sometimes it's desperate and makes you lose faith in humanity, and sometimes it's hilarious. The fact that dating now depends on who can take the best profile photo and who has the best one-liners is pretty f*cking bizarre, but that's the world we live in now, so we might as well embrace it. Without further ado, enjoy these surprisingly funny Tinder moments and remember that you can use these for yourself if you need to. 

Wild moments from the Tinder dating app that show off how ridiculous people can be.
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Is the Wing-Woman Method of picking up girls really more effective than your bro from across the hall?

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The Founding Fathers are much creepier than they were in the history books...