pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

Testing Out the Wing-Woman Theory

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Hey There, Time Traveler

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Well At Least You're Honest

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Good Stuff, Good Stuff

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I Bet Einstein Got a Ton of Action

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Love and Firefly

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I Bet That Cousin Line Works Everywhere

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Love Me Some Sexy Binary!

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I'll Hunger Your Games! Ugh Nevermind.

Via Set Phasers to LOL

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Seriously, Stop.

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines Feel Strange

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How Girls & Guys Hit on One Another

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Justin Bieber Becomes a Pick-Up Artist

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Awww Yea

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6 Ways to Get Girls

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Nice to Meet You

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