pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

Can't Blame a Man For Trying

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Young Bill Nye Loved the Ladies

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14 Wild Tinder Moments That Spotlight Craziness of Modern Day Dating World

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We Must Eat the Evidence

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Love and Firefly

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I'll Get No-Whip... Or Will I?

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I Think Carly Rae May Be On to Something

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Not the Most Subtle Move

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This Has Gone Horribly Wrong

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Good Stuff, Good Stuff

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Happy 4th of July from Our Founding Fathers!

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Transformers Loving is the Best Loving

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Sometimes You Just Got to Get Away

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Like a God Damn Sir

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Testing Out the Wing-Woman Theory

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How Girls & Guys Hit on One Another

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