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He was doing great until he tried to rhyme "time" with "mine." That's a half-rhyme. BUT SO CLOSE.

You make an excellent point, but have you considered I'm a ninja?

Next time, a simple "can we have sex?" would be enough.

Yep, he got called out. No, he hasn't changed a bit :P

Awww, he's just shy.

Lots of people do that, right?

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And remember, if you want a woman like Kate, you're going to have to summer your flat white butt off!