ok cupid
AND he works in customer service. I'll be he's really really good at working with customers. The white ones, anyway.
By Charlie
He was doing great until he tried to rhyme "time" with "mine." That's a half-rhyme. BUT SO CLOSE.
OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?
Via Kate the Wasp
She's one of Yannis Pappas' 5 funniest things, be sure to click here to check out the other 4!
And remember, if you want a woman like Kate, you're going to have to summer your flat white butt off!
