By horton5150
ok cupid
OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?
Next time, a simple "can we have sex?" would be enough.
AND he works in customer service. I'll be he's really really good at working with customers. The white ones, anyway.
By Capt. Tightpants
To make things even more disgusting, he mentions in his profile that his girlfriend is 21
You make an excellent point, but have you considered I'm a ninja?
By Charlie
He was doing great until he tried to rhyme "time" with "mine." That's a half-rhyme. BUT SO CLOSE.
