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Via Uproxx:

It sounds like any other romantic evening of fine wining and dining in New Jersey — a sports bar in a small south Jersey town called Atco, and a red 2007 Toyota Solara with custom tags that read “JSRYGRL”. The date, who identified himself as Gennaro Aladena of Atlantic City, convinced the woman to bring him back to her place. That’s when he stole the car.

Who have the same name, are seven years apart in age, and live a kilometer apart from each other.

Awww, he's just shy.

AND he works in customer service. I'll be he's really really good at working with customers. The white ones, anyway.

He was doing great until he tried to rhyme "time" with "mine." That's a half-rhyme. BUT SO CLOSE.

Seriously, have they ever actually worked?

She sounds like a real party girl. She doesn't do drugs, though. That's just wrong. She has no money for it after all the pot anyway.

To make things even more disgusting, he mentions in his profile that his girlfriend is 21