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It may take you awhile to get through dinner when one of you folds their napkin exactly 106 times while the other is busy picking up their water glass repeatedly.

Wow, she's super hot, plays Black Ops/Battlefield, and is available? NO WAY!

AND she's studying to be a vet, so she comes prepackaged with loads of puppies and crap.

Listen, you can be whatever body type you want, just be honest with yourself about it.

She sounds like a real party girl. She doesn't do drugs, though. That's just wrong. She has no money for it after all the pot anyway.

Yep, he got called out. No, he hasn't changed a bit :P

In flight school all your dreams can come true!

Seriously, have they ever actually worked?