ok cupid

She almost seems to be too good to be real.

Listen, you can be whatever body type you want, just be honest with yourself about it.

You make an excellent point, but have you considered I'm a ninja?

the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego

Wow, she's super hot, plays Black Ops/Battlefield, and is available? NO WAY!

AND she's studying to be a vet, so she comes prepackaged with loads of puppies and crap.