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Wow, she's super hot, plays Black Ops/Battlefield, and is available? NO WAY!

AND she's studying to be a vet, so she comes prepackaged with loads of puppies and crap.

She sounds like a real party girl. She doesn't do drugs, though. That's just wrong. She has no money for it after all the pot anyway.

Listen, you can be whatever body type you want, just be honest with yourself about it.

She's one of Yannis Pappas' 5 funniest things, be sure to click here to check out the other 4!

And remember, if you want a woman like Kate, you're going to have to summer your flat white butt off!

Seriously, have they ever actually worked?

the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego