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AND he works in customer service. I'll be he's really really good at working with customers. The white ones, anyway.
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By Unknown
It may take you awhile to get through dinner when one of you folds their napkin exactly 106 times while the other is busy picking up their water glass repeatedly.
You make an excellent point, but have you considered I'm a ninja?
