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And then I wept over how single I was.

AND he works in customer service. I'll be he's really really good at working with customers. The white ones, anyway.

Who have the same name, are seven years apart in age, and live a kilometer apart from each other.

You make an excellent point, but have you considered I'm a ninja?

Listen, you can be whatever body type you want, just be honest with yourself about it.

She almost seems to be too good to be real.