ok cupid

the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego

She almost seems to be too good to be real.

Lots of people do that, right?

AND he works in customer service. I'll be he's really really good at working with customers. The white ones, anyway.

Via Uproxx:

It sounds like any other romantic evening of fine wining and dining in New Jersey — a sports bar in a small south Jersey town called Atco, and a red 2007 Toyota Solara with custom tags that read “JSRYGRL”. The date, who identified himself as Gennaro Aladena of Atlantic City, convinced the woman to bring him back to her place. That’s when he stole the car.