missed connections

Craigslist posting of someone who saw a magical girl, and then her glass eye fell out and he is keeping it.

Where Are You Now, One-Eyed Charmer?

Ad posted to Craigslist of a guy who is asking for someone to date his ex-wife so that she leave him alone already.

Take My Ex... Please!

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A Lot in Common? Like Looking Great in Hard Hats?

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Hand Blower

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You're Not Looking for a Sugar Daddy, You're Looking to Prostitute Yourself

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The Most Awkward Missed Connection

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The "Experience" of a Thousand 2D Bodies

Very funny post on Craigslist 'Missed Connection" of what sounds like a unisex bathroom in which the woman was banging on the door and the guy's penis was stuck in his zipper.

He Likes the Assertive Type

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Sometimes You Are Just Drawn to a Person

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Let Me Mocha Sweet Love to You

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The Map of Missed Connections

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I'd Love to Eat Your Meat

Massive fail on Craigslist of a 60 year old man who uses Pedobear in his posting to meet someone.

Silly Old Man, Pedobear Is for Kids!

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Can You Be an Ichthyosaur?

Cute and funny advertisement by a disabled girl who says she is a zombie looking for someone who has brains.

ISO Brrraaaainnnsss

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That's Not Headbanging

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