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Green Cards Are Worth Their Weight in Gold

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You Threw Up on My Lady Parts and I Miss You

Screen-grab of an ad on Craigslist of a person looking for someone they say hurling meat out of their mouth in a waffle house.

I'd Like to Get That Meat Back In You, Knowwutimean

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I'd Love to Eat Your Meat

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Where Are You Now, One-Eyed Charmer?

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Maybe It's the "Sad" Part You Should Fix

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Craigslist Creepy Cupid: Best Not to Call Your Stalking a "Peep Show"

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Just Because They're Asian Doesn't Mean They Read Manga

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Creepy Cupid: Time to Pull Out the Ol' Restraining Order

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Awww, Girl, Let Me in Your Car

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Full Metal Jacket Is Neither Romantic Nor Comedy

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On My Hindquarter, a Butterfly

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Jimmy Kimmel: Missed Connections

Screen grab of a very honest dating post on Craigslist that might be TOO honest.

Craigslist Ad Sounds Straight Out of a Romantic Comedy Movie Script