The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement
missed connections
By Popito (Via seattle.craigslist.org)
The saddest thing is when someone spends their adult life "wondering" at the beauty of women. Not "enjoying," but "wondering."
By AllieCat2013
Too Honest Craigslist Ad
Sometimes, your honesty of Craigslist might not be as much of a plus as you had anticipated. Keep that in mind folks for when you post stuff online.
If this made you laugh, check out some of our other Craigslist content that has to be seen to be believed.
By Unknown
Eye Love Craigslist
Funny Craigslist posting of someone who had a magical moment with someone on a strange treasure hunt that left behind a glass eye. You think the post is one of love and wanting to return the glass eye, but nope, he just telling her he gonna keep the glass eye because it is cool.
Just to be clear, he put this posting on Craigslist just to let her know he is keeping the glass eye! WHAT?
By DancingJesus
Everything seemed pretty straightforward until I got to the last bullet point: "Traditional Ladies' education." What the hell does that mean? That she knows how to throw a cocktail party? Is there a Japanese-themed remake of My Fair Lady in the works?
Via Uproxx
Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry.
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon.
By Unknown
Who has the balls to take a picture of a stranger behind his back, but not enough balls to go up to him and say hi? A creepy stalker, that's who.
By Beckyhelene (Via newyork.craigslist.org)
Remember, single ladies: there's nobody quite as desperate for marriage as a man whose visa is about to expire!
