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Very funny post on Craigslist 'Missed Connection" of what sounds like a unisex bathroom in which the woman was banging on the door and the guy's penis was stuck in his zipper.

He Likes the Assertive Type

Craigslist posting of someone who saw a magical girl, and then her glass eye fell out and he is keeping it.

Where Are You Now, One-Eyed Charmer?

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Harold and Kumar's Fight to the Death

Screen grab of a very honest dating post on Craigslist that might be TOO honest.

Craigslist Ad Sounds Straight Out of a Romantic Comedy Movie Script

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Maybe It's the "Sad" Part You Should Fix

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Just Like Dating Womp Rats Back Home

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Creepy Cupid: Photograph Me Like One of Your French Girls

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UPS Is Like the Hooters of Delivery

Craigslist ad of a man who almost hit woman on a vespa and now wants to marry her.

Foreigner and Near-Death... We Were Meant to Be!

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Hand Blower

Massive fail on Craigslist of a 60 year old man who uses Pedobear in his posting to meet someone.

Silly Old Man, Pedobear Is for Kids!

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I'm Not Sure I Could Haul It for That Long

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Birthday Surprise

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Rebel Buck Seeks Rebel Doe

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Just Because They're Asian Doesn't Mean They Read Manga

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Some Comic-Con Missed Connections