Dating Fails

missed connections

Foreigner and Near-Death... We Were Meant to Be!

Craigslist ad of a man who almost hit woman on a vespa and now wants to marry her.
Via cincinnati.craigslist.org

You're Not Looking for a Sugar Daddy, You're Looking to Prostitute Yourself

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By Unknown
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Craigslist Missed Connections, the Comic!

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Via Uptown Almanac

Rebel Buck Seeks Rebel Doe

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By Carlisle

Your Ex Isn't the Only Crazy One

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By That one Guy (Via humboldt.craigslist.org)
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Can You Be an Ichthyosaur?

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By Unknown

Someone's Had Enough

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By foxhound52 (Via columbia.craigslist.org)

Did You Forget Anything? LIKE YOUR SUBTLETY?

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By Unknown
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Just Like Dating Womp Rats Back Home

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By Lestat

Find Me, Girl, and We Will Freak Nasty 'Till Dawn

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By silveryswirls

Full Metal Jacket Is Neither Romantic Nor Comedy

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By Popito (Via seattle.craigslist.org)
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I'd Like to Get That Meat Back In You, Knowwutimean

Screen-grab of an ad on Craigslist of a person looking for someone they say hurling meat out of their mouth in a waffle house.
By MidAbsentia

Maybe It Was a Way of Telling You She Had Beans for Lunch

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By Unknown

Heavenly Hipsters: Like Shooting Knitwear Fish in a Barrel

Craigslist ad screenshot of two hippies that either miss each other or found each other.
By Unknown

Green Cards Are Worth Their Weight in Gold

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By Beckyhelene (Via newyork.craigslist.org)

I'd Love to Eat Your Meat

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By Unknown
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