missed connections

It appears that what we witnessed the other day was just a missed connection in the making. What a shame. I thought for sure they were life partners.

Right now, people should be asking why Fluttershy was in Boston.

Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement

I LIKE YOGA BECAUSE IT RELIEVES ME OF STRESS AND ENCOURAGES ME TO TAKE IT EASY AND STOP SHOUTING ALL TIME

Who has the balls to take a picture of a stranger behind his back, but not enough balls to go up to him and say hi? A creepy stalker, that's who.

Eye Love Craigslist

Funny Craigslist posting of someone who had a magical moment with someone on a strange treasure hunt that left behind a glass eye. You think the post is one of love and wanting to return the glass eye, but nope, he just telling her he gonna keep the glass eye because it is cool.
Just to be clear, he put this posting on Craigslist just to let her know he is keeping the glass eye! WHAT?

Too Honest Craigslist Ad

Posting a woman's personal information and picture on craigslist doesn't sound like "accepting it," sir. Admit it, you're still a little mad.

Craigslist Fail or Not?

"The boy that touched my breasts on the E train?" Girl, you just made an MC to every single guy riding the E train that morning. Public transportation is crowded. Makes sense to try and find them on Craigslist. I am sure he is a real good catch.