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Let Me Mocha Sweet Love to You

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Green Cards Are Worth Their Weight in Gold

Very funny post on Craigslist 'Missed Connection" of what sounds like a unisex bathroom in which the woman was banging on the door and the guy's penis was stuck in his zipper.

He Likes the Assertive Type

Screen-grab of an ad on Craigslist of a person looking for someone they say hurling meat out of their mouth in a waffle house.

I'd Like to Get That Meat Back In You, Knowwutimean

Craigslist posting of someone who saw a magical girl, and then her glass eye fell out and he is keeping it.

Where Are You Now, One-Eyed Charmer?

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Birthday Surprise

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Roommates With Benefits

Ad posted to Craigslist of a guy who is asking for someone to date his ex-wife so that she leave him alone already.

Take My Ex... Please!

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Someone's Had Enough

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On My Hindquarter, a Butterfly

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Desperate Nerds Are Desperate

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Hand Blower

Cute and funny advertisement by a disabled girl who says she is a zombie looking for someone who has brains.

ISO Brrraaaainnnsss

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Find Me, Girl, and We Will Freak Nasty 'Till Dawn

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That's Not Headbanging

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YOGA IS SO RELAXING