missed connections

The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement

Just because you can't get an STI from a finger doesn't make this okay.

The saddest thing is when someone spends their adult life "wondering" at the beauty of women. Not "enjoying," but "wondering."

Good friends! That's all he's looking for!

Craigslist Ad from crazy driver

Foreigner isn't the only one that wants to know what love is in this advertisement he posted under Missed Connections on Craigslist. Man who almost hit a woman on a vespa in Cincinnati goes on Craigslist to try and find her, ask her to marry him. Maybe he should have just stayed focus on the road.

Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg