missed connections

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Craigslist screen-shot of a person who peeped at a woman trying on a dress and wants to creep up on the reply.
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Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED. Or a jail cell and a restraining order, just as fast, along with being banned from the mall, branded a creep in the entire county, and more or less ostracized and forced to relocate very far away. So don't be a creep, alright? Be a good little boy / girl and find someone who will want to take their clothes off in front of you. Until then, knock it off.

Need to scrub off the foulness of that last post off? We're happy to provide some strange and funky Craigslist ads that will have you wondering where we went wrong in evolution. Or this Craigslist troll whose game is on a totally different level

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Craigslist posting of someone who saw a magical girl, and then her glass eye fell out and he is keeping it.
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Eye Love Craigslist

Funny Craigslist posting of someone who had a magical moment with someone on a strange treasure hunt that left behind a glass eye. You think the post is one of love and wanting to return the glass eye, but nope, he just telling her he gonna keep the glass eye because it is cool.
Just to be clear, he put this posting on Craigslist just to let her know he is keeping the glass eye! WHAT?

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craigslist disneyland missed connections We Are Dating - 5080922880
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Who has the balls to take a picture of a stranger behind his back, but not enough balls to go up to him and say hi? A creepy stalker, that's who.

why is this a missed connection?
Via Uproxx
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Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry. 
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon. 

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It appears that what we witnessed the other day was just a missed connection in the making. What a shame. I thought for sure they were life partners.

Funny Craigslist Phoneix posting of guy who had a friend in his car and girl wanted to get in but didn't happen.
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Craigslist 4 When She Didn't Get In The Car

Funny listing on Craigslist of someone in Phoenix who yelled out at a girl with dreadlocks from his SUV but couldn't let her in the car because of 'friend' was in the car at the time. The posting is of him trying to find that girl now.
What better place to look than on Craigslist?