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Neighbor cuts down homeowner's oak tree because of one overgrown branch, damaging homeowner's property in the process: 'If you kept your tree in check, this wouldn't have happened'
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Employee is told that the promotion she applied for is being dissolved, she gets given the role's responsibilities anyway with no extra pay: 'There’s a pretty significant pay gap between the dissolved role and my current role'
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Responsible reptile parent uses her pet's bug food to get back at the office lunch thief: ‘The fun part… My delicious sub sandwich, with bugs oozing out of one end.’
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New hire shows up to an empty office with no one to train him, ends up collecting a paycheck for 7 months before someone notices
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UPDATE: Boss fires employee as an April Fools joke, boss gets fired for real when entire team walks out: 'It's April fools! It was a joke! Get back in here!'
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