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Forget R. Kelly, This Guy Was Actually Trapped in a Closet and Live Tweeted His Escape

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Next Time Someone Needs Cheering Up, Try Texting Something More Emojional

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The Hardest Part of Breaking Up is Getting Back Your iPhone? Nope...

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Take Notes Kids, This Teacher is a Prime Example of Being Shot Down After Hitting On Another Teacher

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Next Time You Need to Return Anything to Your Ex, Use This as Your Guide

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Survey Reveals What Married Couples Would Like to Change About Their Spouse's Appearance

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It's October So Why Not Read a Chillingly Creepy Tale of a Dead Girlfriend Haunting a Facebook Inbox?

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What if The Avengers Were Your Significant Other?

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Fallout 4 Player's Wife Pulls a Prank That I'm Surprised Didn't End Their Marriage

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Ayesha Curry's New Cooking Show Sparked a Meme That Adds a Little Judgement to Her Hot Cooking Tips

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Someone Gave This Guy's Number Out on Tinder and He Reacted Perfectly

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Man Puts His Wife for Sale on eBay After She "Nagged Him for Feeling Ill"

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The Internet Responds to a Blog Post About How to Talk to Women Wearing Headphones With Many More Hilarious Pickup "Tips"

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This Sleep Talker's Wife Sends Him Messages to Keep a Record of the Hilarious Things He Said in His Sleep

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Can't Get a Persistent Suitor Off Your Back? Just Pretend to Be Hannibal Lecter

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A Texas Couple "Hides a Body Together" in Deranged Engagement Photo Shoot

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