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These are Some of the Smoothest Pick Up Lines That Actually Worked, As Told by Bartenders

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Reading This Online Dating Story Will Have You Rubbernecking At Someone Else's Car-Wreck of a Love Story

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When a Kiss Becomes Something Else Entirely, It's Time to Sing 'Mr. Brightside'

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This McDonald's Employee Thought He Had His McDreamgirl's Number, but He Accidentally Texted a Troll

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After 57 Years of Marriage, This Couple Got a 'The Notebook' Inspired Photoshoot and It's Realer Than the Tears Already Welling-Up in Your Eyes

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This Sleep Talker's Wife Sends Him Messages to Keep a Record of the Hilarious Things He Said in His Sleep

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This Couple Looked Like They Were Having So Much Fun, the Internet Decided to Join in and Make It a Photoshop Battle

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Twitter is Loving This Clip of an Old Married Couple as the Perfect Way to Sum Up How Every Election Should Go

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Canadian Couple Added a Special Guest to Their Wedding to To Keep Things Crisp

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Reading These Too Honest Dating Profile Confessions Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own Online Dating History

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This Jewish Mother Has Absolutely Zero Chill About Wanting Her Daughter To Get Married

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Calvin Harris Wants Nothing to Do With a New Taylor Swift Breakup Song

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Reading These Diasterious 'Left at the Alter' Stories Will Remind Your Heart to Trust Your Gut Way More Often

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Bride Relearns the Ability to Walk for Her Wedding and My Feels Box Is Activated

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Every Romantic Harry Potter Fan is Going to Want to Make Their Own Pensieve Gift

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Twitter Tries to Master the Art of Seduction in 5 Words and It's Proving We're All Suckers for Similarly Basic Things

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