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This McDonald's Employee Thought He Had His McDreamgirl's Number, but He Accidentally Texted a Troll

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How Many Times Do I Have to Tell You People?

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The Internet Responds to a Blog Post About How to Talk to Women Wearing Headphones With Many More Hilarious Pickup "Tips"

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Twitter Tries to Master the Art of Seduction in 5 Words and It's Proving We're All Suckers for Similarly Basic Things

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This Sleep Talker's Wife Sends Him Messages to Keep a Record of the Hilarious Things He Said in His Sleep

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Dude Pairs His Pokémon GO Collection With Fitting Names for His Girlfriend

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17 Funny Video Game Valentines

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The Hardest Part of Breaking Up is Getting Back Your iPhone? Nope...

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Shameless Girls on Tinder Are Getting Desperate Guys to Send Them Pizza

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Take Notes Kids, This Teacher is a Prime Example of Being Shot Down After Hitting On Another Teacher

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When Life Dumps You Over Text Message, Take an Adventure!

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Witty Girlfriend Leaves the Most Adorable Post-its For Her Boyfriend Everyday

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Scorned Women on Twitter Show Their Mean Side With the Vengeful #WasteHisTime2016

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Survey Reveals What Married Couples Would Like to Change About Their Spouse's Appearance

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Forget R. Kelly, This Guy Was Actually Trapped in a Closet and Live Tweeted His Escape

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Every Romantic Harry Potter Fan is Going to Want to Make Their Own Pensieve Gift

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