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Everyone has a nosey-need to read some horrible and awesome things that have happened to other people, just to make ourselves feel better. This is perfect for that, but it's obviously NSFW.

It's a silly question because no one should be dictating what another person wears. Even if that person is a starfish... or an M&M.

Payback, literally.

Benita Abraham knows the struggle is real to get a job. So, when she finally got the call that she is officially off the job market she decided to pose for a hilarious photoshoot to celebrate the occasion.

Congratulations, Benita! We wish you and your new job the best.

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

Things are getting extra freaky in the Star Wars universe.

Here are a few examples of people trapped in the Forever Alone Zone.

When PM me your Jeep's ex-fiancé and ex-best man started dating he made sure to return his ex-BFF's Wii to him... no hard feelings.

This couple was having such a romantic time at the Minnesota State Fair. Such joy inspired the internet to start a photoshop battle.

Most people curate what you see about their lives on social media. This woman obviously had people thinking her relationship was better than it really was. Her new captions show a totally different story behind such sweet pictures of her and her (now ex) boyfriend.

20 years after having children, Jennifer Mulford has taken time off from her job as a bartender to trick her body into thinking she is feeding a child. Every two hours, she and her BF Brad Leeson need to 'dry feed' in order to keep the milk flowin.

Jennifer became instantly intrigued when she stumbled across a website about Adult Breastfeeding Relationships (ABR).

"When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with."

This guy clearly thought he had the number of his coworker, but he was so, so wrong. Instead, the recipient of his text trolled him with McDonald's puns.