Make a list and never follow up on it. That's the way to procrastinate. Luckily you can just as easily procrastinate with a bunch of hilarious lists. Win-win.
20 years after having children, Jennifer Mulford has taken time off from her job as a bartender to trick her body into thinking she is feeding a child. Every two hours, she and her BF Brad Leeson need to 'dry feed' in order to keep the milk flowin.
Jennifer became instantly intrigued when she stumbled across a website about Adult Breastfeeding Relationships (ABR).
"When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with."
Kicking off a conversation is the hardest part about online dating. You've already swiped, but a conversation... Who has time for that? Well, ladies & gentleman, get out your notepad because this dude is giving a tutorial.
Hollywood has dramatized the wedding proposal so much that the bar has been raised to unreachable heights. Men out there are trying their best to give that special someone the fantasy proposal they've always dreamed of. Still, there are some who been in a loving relationship for years and just want to get the proposal over with... Here are some of those people who couldn't give any less fu*ks.
One Internet legend shared his amazing story of how he joined a white pride Facebook group, gained admin power, and eventually changed the name to 'LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama.' It sounds like a hack, but it's actually a lot easier than you would ever imagine. The first step of the troll begins with befriending a large amount of racist Facebook "friends," which is actually quite simple, according to Virgil Texas (our protagonist in this story).
Tinder isn't always a place to gather terrible attempts of men and women to get their bones jumped. Sometimes people actually understand the game and can even succeed! This guy is just one example of one of those select individuals who have made Tinder and other dating apps their oysters. So keep your material fresh with these Tinder experts that will have you sealing the deal in no time.
Looking for some of the worst attempts at flirting Tinder has been kind enough to offer us? These inane pickup linesoff Tinder will show you how bad some of these can get.
Our sex lives can say a lot about us as a person, but I'm not sure what the hell any of these toys would tell you about someone's personality. Their existence simply begs the question "why".
However, I could see each of these little darlings fitting right in on the Island of Misfit Sex Toys.
A "pick up artist" published a blog post titled "How to Talk to a Woman Wearing Headphones" has been criticized for it's tone deaf advice that included gems that will surely get you a date such as standing directly in her way and waving your hand in her face. The internet responded with some more great "tips" and some titles of their own articles on how to talk to women.
Redditor and apparent amazing boyfriend BrianDangerFlynn commisioned artist Dylan Bonner to turn him and his Disney loving girlfriend into Disney characters for Valentine's Day. Yeah, just for Valentine's Day, a real casual gift and all. The rest of us should probably quit now, because I don't think we'll top this.
