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Screen-grab of an ad on Craigslist of a person looking for someone they say hurling meat out of their mouth in a waffle house.
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Craigslist fail of someone who someone with meat flying out of them when they were choking on in a Waffle house.

Craigslist screen-shot of a person who peeped at a woman trying on a dress and wants to creep up on the reply.
By Unknown
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Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED. Or a jail cell and a restraining order, just as fast, along with being banned from the mall, branded a creep in the entire county, and more or less ostracized and forced to relocate very far away. So don't be a creep, alright? Be a good little boy / girl and find someone who will want to take their clothes off in front of you. Until then, knock it off.

Need to scrub off the foulness of that last post off? We're happy to provide some strange and funky Craigslist ads that will have you wondering where we went wrong in evolution. Or this Craigslist troll whose game is on a totally different level

Shocking Craigslist advertisement from a woman who had someone fondle her breasts on the train and now wants to meet him.
By Neal (Via newyork.craigslist.org)
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Craigslist Fail or Not?

"The boy that touched my breasts on the E train?" Girl, you just made an MC to every single guy riding the E train that morning. Public transportation is crowded. Makes sense to try and find them on Craigslist. I am sure he is a real good catch.

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By Liz
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Posting a woman's personal information and picture on craigslist doesn't sound like "accepting it," sir. Admit it, you're still a little mad.

Craigslist ad of a turtle for sale that someone wrote PROM? on in order to ask a girl out but it didn't work.
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If anyone goes to buy this turtle off Craigslist, be sure those crushed dreams are included as listed.

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By Unknown
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Someone's going to be patrolling the docks tonight.

Craigslist ad of a man who almost hit woman on a vespa and now wants to marry her.
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Craigslist Ad from crazy driver

Foreigner isn't the only one that wants to know what love is in this advertisement he posted under Missed Connections on Craigslist. Man who almost hit a woman on a vespa in Cincinnati goes on Craigslist to try and find her, ask her to marry him. Maybe he should have just stayed focus on the road.

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By Unknown
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Some people are so desperate, they see signs even where there aren't any. It's like the movie "A Beautiful Mind" except it'd be titled "A Sad and Desperate Mind."

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By Carlisle
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There is no way this man has less than ten taxidermied animals in his home.