craigslist

Someone's going to be patrolling the docks tonight.

The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement

Maybe she's trying to tell you that you need to floss.

Craigslist Ad from crazy driver

Foreigner isn't the only one that wants to know what love is in this advertisement he posted under Missed Connections on Craigslist. Man who almost hit a woman on a vespa in Cincinnati goes on Craigslist to try and find her, ask her to marry him. Maybe he should have just stayed focus on the road.

Just because you can't get an STI from a finger doesn't make this okay.

Don't approach you in public? Will you run away like a fawn startled in the wild?

Unless that 0 is a typo, this guy doesn't stand a chance.
Everyone on Craigslist knows that Pedobear is for kids and not for the 60 plus age group.

If anyone goes to buy this turtle off Craigslist, be sure those crushed dreams are included as listed.

Craigslist ad for positive pregnancy test

Want to get your boyfriend to pop the question using deception but don't actually want to birth a child just yet? This Craigslist ad is the answer to your problems!
So what is the plan exactly? Buy a pregnancy kit, go into the bathroom to use it, totally blow off the whole 'waiting for it to change' 5-minute ordeal, and then show the boyfriend the used one you purchased on Craigslist? You know that she had to pee on it to get it that way?
If this ad did not make you loose all faith in humanity, then maybe you need to see more such Craigslist posts to get you to that point.