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You may want to pay for some therapy when this is all said and done too.

Someone's going to be patrolling the docks tonight.

Good friends! That's all he's looking for!

Who has the balls to take a picture of a stranger behind his back, but not enough balls to go up to him and say hi? A creepy stalker, that's who.

Everything seemed pretty straightforward until I got to the last bullet point: "Traditional Ladies' education." What the hell does that mean? That she knows how to throw a cocktail party? Is there a Japanese-themed remake of My Fair Lady in the works?

Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED. Or a jail cell and a restraining order, just as fast, along with being banned from the mall, branded a creep in the entire county, and more or less ostracized and forced to relocate very far away. So don't be a creep, alright? Be a good little boy / girl and find someone who will want to take their clothes off in front of you. Until then, knock it off.

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