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Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

This Craigslist ad sounds legit.

You might remember Romeo Rose from a few years ago. He's the guy who created a website called "Sleepless in Austin" where he promised to give someone $1,500 if they found him the woman of his dreams.

He has particular tastes, according to The Daily Dot.

Rose, real name Laramie Busby, is allegedly back again! And 2015 is a new era in his search for love.

A Craigslist ad claims he is creating a "kissing documentary" and will give you (young women of his choosing) $10,000 if selected to star alongside him. And presumably kiss him.

Now, this isn't verified. Could anyone have written this Craigslist post? Yes. Could Romeo Rose have written it? Yes.

Who knows? Respond and see if you are one of the ~lucky~ ladies.

LOL - This is Why Craigslist Was Invented

Posting on Craigslist Philly of a woman who wants to find a fling for her 18 year old son in order to get him ready for college girls and is willing to buy the right girl a car for showing up to a concert to meet the son in a natural way and teaching him various sexual positions. Good to know Mom loves her son and wants the best for him.

Is this a Craigslist fail?

While this is certainly a odd posting, not sure if it qualifies as a true FAIL on Craigslist because there is a good chance someone took this woman up on her offer, although not sure of how that would play out in reality once the son found out the whole story. If the son falls in love with the girl who just did it for the car, it would probably count as a fail.

Alternate theory about this Craigslist posting

This might just be cops on Craigslist trying to lay a trap for girls involved in prostitution, which would make much more sense but certainly reflect poorly on cops way of viewing society.

But this mother isn't the only strange one that frequents Craigslist. This Craigslist cretin took personals to a whole new level (and not in a good way). Or just check out some of the craziness Craigslist provides us every day.

Too Honest Craigslist Ad

Sometimes, your honesty of Craigslist might not be as much of a plus as you had anticipated. Keep that in mind folks for when you post stuff online.
If this made you laugh, check out some of our other Craigslist content that has to be seen to be believed.

Please Note about this Craigslist Post

While this posting on Craigslist might not even be real, there is no reason you can't have anyone of your male friends do this for you if they are good enough at playing along.

Craigslist ad for positive pregnancy test

Want to get your boyfriend to pop the question using deception but don't actually want to birth a child just yet? This Craigslist ad is the answer to your problems!
So what is the plan exactly? Buy a pregnancy kit, go into the bathroom to use it, totally blow off the whole 'waiting for it to change' 5-minute ordeal, and then show the boyfriend the used one you purchased on Craigslist? You know that she had to pee on it to get it that way?
If this ad did not make you loose all faith in humanity, then maybe you need to see more such Craigslist posts to get you to that point.

Two beers and a spanking? What more could height/weight proportionate female ask for?

The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement