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Someone's going to be patrolling the docks tonight.

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Girl Comes Clean About Farting and Dashing During Tinder Date

"It wasn't my fart, I swear." One man took to Craigslist in hopes to discover some truth to why his Tinder date bailed, and blocked him for no apparent reason. He explains in his story that he smelt it but wasn't the one who dealt it. Promising that it wasn't his lingering farts that refused to drift off... and he was right, it wasn't him. His date responds with a hilarious and unexpected tell-all, titled "shart and come clean."

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Who has the balls to take a picture of a stranger behind his back, but not enough balls to go up to him and say hi? A creepy stalker, that's who.

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Everything seemed pretty straightforward until I got to the last bullet point: "Traditional Ladies' education." What the hell does that mean? That she knows how to throw a cocktail party? Is there a Japanese-themed remake of My Fair Lady in the works?

Craigslist screen-shot of a person who peeped at a woman trying on a dress and wants to creep up on the reply.
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Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED. Or a jail cell and a restraining order, just as fast, along with being banned from the mall, branded a creep in the entire county, and more or less ostracized and forced to relocate very far away. So don't be a creep, alright? Be a good little boy / girl and find someone who will want to take their clothes off in front of you. Until then, knock it off.

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