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Craigslist fail of someone who someone with meat flying out of them when they were choking on in a Waffle house.

Good friends! That's all he's looking for!

Oh recession, what new acts of desperation will you drive people to do?

Unless that 0 is a typo, this guy doesn't stand a chance.
Everyone on Craigslist knows that Pedobear is for kids and not for the 60 plus age group.

The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"

Craigslist Ad from crazy driver

Foreigner isn't the only one that wants to know what love is in this advertisement he posted under Missed Connections on Craigslist. Man who almost hit a woman on a vespa in Cincinnati goes on Craigslist to try and find her, ask her to marry him. Maybe he should have just stayed focus on the road.

Maybe she's trying to tell you that you need to floss.