craigslist

If there is one thing that Craigslist has taught us, is the zombies need friends too.

The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement

Posting a woman's personal information and picture on craigslist doesn't sound like "accepting it," sir. Admit it, you're still a little mad.

Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED. Or a jail cell and a restraining order, just as fast, along with being banned from the mall, branded a creep in the entire county, and more or less ostracized and forced to relocate very far away. So don't be a creep, alright? Be a good little boy / girl and find someone who will want to take their clothes off in front of you. Until then, knock it off.

Need to scrub off the foulness of that last post off? We're happy to provide some strange and funky Craigslist ads that will have you wondering where we went wrong in evolution. Or this Craigslist troll whose game is on a totally different level

I LIKE YOGA BECAUSE IT RELIEVES ME OF STRESS AND ENCOURAGES ME TO TAKE IT EASY AND STOP SHOUTING ALL TIME

I will henceforth refer to tampons as "blood Teabags of love."