Craigslist Ad from crazy driver
Foreigner isn't the only one that wants to know what love is in this advertisement he posted under Missed Connections on Craigslist. Man who almost hit a woman on a vespa in Cincinnati goes on Craigslist to try and find her, ask her to marry him. Maybe he should have just stayed focus on the road.
It appears that what we witnessed the other day was just a missed connection in the making. What a shame. I thought for sure they were life partners.
At first it seems the woman is trying to give away her dog on Craigslist because of how her best friend doesn't like it. As the posting on Lancaster Craigslist continues, you realize she is jokingly asking for you to take her friend away, as she is keeping the dog.
ONLY ON CRAIGSLIST!
The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"
Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED. Or a jail cell and a restraining order, just as fast, along with being banned from the mall, branded a creep in the entire county, and more or less ostracized and forced to relocate very far away. So don't be a creep, alright? Be a good little boy / girl and find someone who will want to take their clothes off in front of you. Until then, knock it off.
Need to scrub off the foulness of that last post off? We're happy to provide some strange and funky Craigslist ads that will have you wondering where we went wrong in evolution. Or this Craigslist troll whose game is on a totally different level
Craigslist ad for positive pregnancy test
Want to get your boyfriend to pop the question using deception but don't actually want to birth a child just yet? This Craigslist ad is the answer to your problems!
So what is the plan exactly? Buy a pregnancy kit, go into the bathroom to use it, totally blow off the whole 'waiting for it to change' 5-minute ordeal, and then show the boyfriend the used one you purchased on Craigslist? You know that she had to pee on it to get it that way?
If this ad did not make you loose all faith in humanity, then maybe you need to see more such Craigslist posts to get you to that point.
