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Screen-grab of an ad on Craigslist of a person looking for someone they say hurling meat out of their mouth in a waffle house.
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Craigslist fail of someone who someone with meat flying out of them when they were choking on in a Waffle house.

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By Unknown
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It appears that what we witnessed the other day was just a missed connection in the making. What a shame. I thought for sure they were life partners.

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Remember, single ladies: there's nobody quite as desperate for marriage as a man whose visa is about to expire!

Craigslist screen-shot of a person who peeped at a woman trying on a dress and wants to creep up on the reply.
By Unknown
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Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED. Or a jail cell and a restraining order, just as fast, along with being banned from the mall, branded a creep in the entire county, and more or less ostracized and forced to relocate very far away. So don't be a creep, alright? Be a good little boy / girl and find someone who will want to take their clothes off in front of you. Until then, knock it off.

Need to scrub off the foulness of that last post off? We're happy to provide some strange and funky Craigslist ads that will have you wondering where we went wrong in evolution. Or this Craigslist troll whose game is on a totally different level

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By Unknown
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Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

  1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
  2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
  3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
  4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
Ad posted to Craigslist of a guy who is asking for someone to date his ex-wife so that she leave him alone already.
By Not Sure (Via neworleans.craigslist.org)
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When you want your ex to leave you alone so bad that you start looking for dates for her.
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By Unknown
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Someone's going to be patrolling the docks tonight.