By ag2468
Women! Men! Don't take everything literally! And be especially careful if it involves something sexual!
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These poor souls that all fell victim to brutal acts of infidelity on the part of their supposedly faithful partners took a crack at the healing process through sharing their stories on a particularly gruesome AskReddit thread. Sometimes feeling better about the shit-coated reality of your situation is as easy as being reminded that yes, it's an unimaginably big 'ol world out there, and you can pretty much rest assured that someone has it far worse than you. Here's to hoping anyone else out there who has freshly fallen out of love hasn't encountered these kinds of gritty fallouts.
Via Uproxx
Here's what the husband wrote for the ad:
Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!
This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".
A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.
This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.
This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.
Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.
