By Unknown
cheating
Via Daily Mail
When revenge in the context of getting back at a cheating SO that cruelly strayed off the path of promises, what comes to mind? I mean shit, we've seen all the extremes, thanks to the interwebs --- crazy Tinder takeovers, volatile public breakups (that live-tweet post yesterday for example), and then the occasional more fiery (or just literally) tale of a relationship otherwise up in flames. 
Well here, here we have pure stupidity or just blind rage-induced insanity. Yep, as if out of a movie, after discovering her husband had gone and cheated on her, Sandra Milena Almeida proceeded to prepare herself a pricey buffet of $100 bills, totaling $7K. Even worse it turns out that money was being saved up for a family vacation.
When she was inevitably rushed into the hospital, Juan Pablo Serrano, chief surgeon at the Santander University Hospital in Bucaramanga mistook her for a drug mule. Wow. The doctors went and surgically extracted 57 bills from her stomach and intestine, which means at least $1.3K is about to be deposited...in the toilet. Most expensive shit ever, man. Hope it was worth it. 
By Unknown
She probably saw it coming and wanted to see how many insulting, but practical, gifts you would give her before she left.
I didn't even write that with the intention of it being clickbaitish whatsoever, dude. Honestly, this saddening saga is violently brutal. Unreal. For sure got a literal clench in my gut as the story worked up to the devastating ending when yes, he discovers his wife was impregnated by Darrel, some engaged dude. Oh, a quick by the way, but she couldn't even spell that guy's name right. Read at your own peril, cause this shit might color you seven kinds of enraged.
Not set on whether this is super creepy and indicative of a dude with some seriously off kilter coping mechanisms, or just outright victorious revenge. What do you guys think?
