cheating
This perverted, bane of the earth, depraved simeon is completely off his damn rocker. His head's clearly been shoved up his ass for such an extended period of time that he's come to terms with a self-created, shit-coated reality.
Not only does he blow things with his madly attractive girlfriend, but he also has strange incestual tendencies, and a sociopathic disregard for how to maintain common human decency.
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This is a hard way to find out your girl is cheating on you!
Via Jason Hewlett
Utah man Jason Hewlett "cheated" on his wife, but she had no reason to even be upset.
Huh?
Well, he didn't really cheat on his wife. He saw a super sexy lady in line at Target and thought, "Boy, some guy is super lucky."
He then realized that woman was actually his wife! His Facebook post recounting this adorable story has been shared over 75,000 times.
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But look! I can jump on the bed and the wine glass won't spill!
