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We follow up the top-selling "Girlfriend" with our new "Boyfriend!" Buy one of each and take yourself out of the equation entirely, you Forever Aloner!

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A Justin Bieber fan covered her idol's "Boyfriend," while adding some lyrical twists of her own. Whether she's joking or not, her creepy wide-eyed stare will probably make guys swear off of dating for life.

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Ten months after altering her interests, appearance, behavior, and opinions to please her boyfriend, Michael Gartner, local woman Gabrielle McMullen is now enjoying a happy, lasting relationship with her long-term partner, the cheerful 27-year-old told reporters Friday.

"When I first started dating Michael, things were a little tense and uncomfortable because there were aspects of my personality that didn't appeal to him, but once I suppressed my thoughts and feelings and completely changed who I am, everything got better," McMullen said of her formerly flagging romance, which was blissfully revived the instant the quiet and introverted woman began forcing herself to attend loud parties, switched her typically understated dress in favor of more feminine and revealing clothing, and resolved to abandon her passion for activities and issues that held no interest for her boyfriend.
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This perverted, bane of the earth, depraved simeon is completely off his damn rocker. His head's clearly been shoved up his ass for such an extended period of time that he's come to terms with a self-created, shit-coated reality.

Not only does he blow things with his madly attractive girlfriend, but he also has strange incestual tendencies, and a sociopathic disregard for how to maintain common human decency. 

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Guy Handwrites Entire Script to 'Bee Movie' For His Girlfriend, In Most Romantic Gesture of 2016

I don't entirely understand why...like we definitely need more context here, and hopefully that emerges as this story goes viral. But, DAMN. Well done my good sir, well done, indeed.

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