bad idea

The original Reddit poster transcribed this Declaration of Neediness for all to read:

*1. No looking around.
*2. No sensitive topics (i.e girls)
*3. No phonecalls after 12
*4. No spending money
*5. Plan and organise days before playing xbox
*6. be over the top sweet all the time
*7. call when upset
*8. Tell me if you're going out
*9. Warn if boner (that's a little disturbing)
*10. Look away if girls are on the screen
*11. No aggression.
*12. No excuses
*13. No other websites
*14. Listen
*15. No looking at internet without her.

Luckily, Hayleigh's boyfriend was also pranking back at her, and all is currently well.
At least according to her twitter:

just to clarify me and David did not plan that but he guessed it was April fools so jokingly replied, sad that I have to specify that lmao

— hayleigh mcbay (@hayleigh_mcbay) April 1, 2015