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If that's really him, I give him props for cycling au natural, and hope for his sake his scrotum has at least some form of protection.

Haha those characters from those books? I know them, too!

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This guy bought my car a few days before this text, first thing I heard from him after buying it. Glad he clarified that he indeed was not going to snuggle up with me.

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Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.

Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.