wrong number

From the submitter:

This is what happens when I text my mom instead of my friend.

You shouldn't have fictionally dated Alex! SO MUCH IS AT STAKE HERE.

Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

Let's hope he got the message.

Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

From the submitter:

My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.

Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.