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After some quick research on his pedophile computer, Pedobear rushed out of the pedocave in his pedomobile. The pedo this city neither needs nor deserves.

There's at least one mama out there who's desperate for some babies.

Then you can post the results here! We'll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you'll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.

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Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....

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