wrong number

You shouldn't have fictionally dated Alex! SO MUCH IS AT STAKE HERE.

I love how the recipient reflexively responds with "Love ya <3" before s/he goes "Wait a minute, I'm not flying."

Having a wrong number text you clearly gives you free rein to mess with the texter until he realizes what's going on.

Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.

From the submitter:

This guy bought my car a few days before this text, first thing I heard from him after buying it. Glad he clarified that he indeed was not going to snuggle up with me.

Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

From the submitter:

Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....

At this point you should probably just call the police rather than play along with the person thinking you're a mob boss.