wrong number

From the submitter:

"Take 1 Late Night + 18 Cats + 1 Stolen iPad + 1 Stolen Car = Long Distance Relationship Trolling"

There's at least one mama out there who's desperate for some babies.

From the submitter:

This is what happens when I text my mom instead of my friend.

If that's really him, I give him props for cycling au natural, and hope for his sake his scrotum has at least some form of protection.

There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.

At this point you should probably just call the police rather than play along with the person thinking you're a mob boss.