wrong number

She's got the balls ... to text the wrong number.

That... that would hurt, right?

Ugh Dwayne's the worst.

Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.

Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

From the submitter:

he left a VM for a job reference, I texted him to tell him he called the wrong guy

If that's really him, I give him props for cycling au natural, and hope for his sake his scrotum has at least some form of protection.