sex

I like how "sexting" is italicized, as if the designer couldn't believe it either.

That sounds incredibly painful.

She must have an awfully close relationship with her dentist to be giving him/her personal phone numbers...

Condoms: cheaper than cardboard boxes, and more waterproof! Available in a variety of accommodating sizes. Ask your realtor today!

Conception.

I often think sentimentally of cucumbers, but now you've ruined it.

Forever Alone doesn't have to think about anything during bad sex. Because he doesn't get any sex. Get it?

I don't see what's so nasty about a napkin stained with spaghetti sauce.