sex

You'd better believe HR is going to hear about this when I get back.

From the submitter:

My friend and I were texting each other the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. My phone had other ideas.

Go to the head of the class.

Honestly, you pipeblocked yourself the minute you suggested going to Olive Garden. Really?

Auto correct is warning us against Siri's advice.

The couple never had sex again.