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Ever heard that men think about every 7 seconds, or 8,000 times a day! Well that's false. Men actually think about sex 19 times a day and women 10 according to current research/ Sex is something that binds us, penetrates us.... wait what? Anyways, Sex and sex memes, gifs, and everything to do with sex is all you'll find here and much more.

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What Are YOU Doing New Year's Eve?

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Crayons Before Mans

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Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context. Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems

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Stay Out of My Fanny

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Picture Proof

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I don't see what's so nasty about a napkin stained with spaghetti sauce.

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Surely There Are Worse Sex-Thoughts Than Zoidberg!

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Forever Alone doesn't have to think about anything during bad sex. Because he doesn't get any sex. Get it?

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You Must Be Thinking of My Brother

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From the submitter:

I thought my sister-in-law was freaky, now I know it!

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Brief

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I award your loud but unsatisfying sex session 0/10 ear boners.

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Frequent But Normal

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I just hope your weird dreams about your sister aren't frequent...

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He's So Nice, I Guess I'm Obligated to Sleep With Him Now

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A+

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Go to the head of the class.

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It Really Can Go Either Way

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Goatsucker

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Auto Correct Has a Good Probability of Being Accurate

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Auto correct is warning us against Siri's advice.

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The Geometric Pr0n0gr4phy App That Was Too Hot for Apple

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Artist Luciano Foglia created a minimalist, interactive app featuring geometric sexy organs doing geometric sexy things to each other. It doesn't do much to arouse anyone but the most devoted Minecraft player, but it was still rejected from Apple's App Store for "excessively objectionable or crude content." Prudes.

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