sex

Where have the world's sex-related priorities gone?

Because when you name your iPhone "hymen," it's much more fun when you drop it and tell people it's broken.

Forever Alone doesn't have to think about anything during bad sex. Because he doesn't get any sex. Get it?

Looks like you weren't just her victem, you were also a victem of a lousy education! Hiyooooo!

And an ugly grudge!

And a terrible thirst for vengeance!

And a severe lack of class!

And so on.