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Ever heard that men think about every 7 seconds, or 8,000 times a day! Well that's false. Men actually think about sex 19 times a day and women 10 according to current research/ Sex is something that binds us, penetrates us.... wait what? Anyways, Sex and sex memes, gifs, and everything to do with sex is all you'll find here and much more.
From the submitter:
I thought my sister-in-law was freaky, now I know it!
Looks like you weren't just her victem, you were also a victem of a lousy education! Hiyooooo!
And an ugly grudge!
And a terrible thirst for vengeance!
And a severe lack of class!
And so on.
Honestly, you pipeblocked yourself the minute you suggested going to Olive Garden. Really?
Free rent, free sex, free syrup. The trifecta.
Technically that qualifies as paying for sex, but looks like she'll let it slide.