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Go to the head of the class.

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They Prefer the More Sensitive Touchscreens

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From the submitter:

I thought my sister-in-law was freaky, now I know it!

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People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.

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Safe Sex and Parental Supervision

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The couple never had sex again.

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Technically that qualifies as paying for sex, but looks like she'll let it slide.

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