They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.
Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.
No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.
Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.
never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended
And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!
"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."
