poop

They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

I even tattooed you to my back!