poop

No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

It's been a growing trend in fanfiction communities to imagine two characters texting each other, especially for TV shows like Glee. Like most fanfic, it's hard to imagine why anyone would take time to write or read this stuff, especially when you get crap (literally) like this. Whatever works for you, I guess...

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.

The connocting industry is rather bullish on poopie right now. Let's hope they don't over-produce.

Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.