poop

I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

I even tattooed you to my back!

The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.

They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!