poop

No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.

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From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.