poop

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

Pshh, "diarrhea" is just bad gas in the world of Words With Friends

the HORROR

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never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended