By Unknown
poop
(R-r-r-repost!) No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.
By purplecheese
Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.
The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.
By Unknown
They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.
Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.
never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended
By Unknown
From the submitter:
If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.
