poop

I even tattooed you to my back!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

The connocting industry is rather bullish on poopie right now. Let's hope they don't over-produce.

"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.

No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.