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(R-r-r-repost!)

Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

I even tattooed you to my back!