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At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.

Remember the last video spoofing Siri by using Hal from "2001: A Space Odyssey?" This one uses GLaDOS from "Portal."

If there's anything we've learned from science fiction, it's that robots are dicks.

Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.

Seriously, does Apple HAVE to add the signature "sent from my iPhone" everywhere you post something with your phone? It makes even the people who don't brag about their smartphone all the time look like douche canoes.

DRAW.

Please, tell me more about the worst band not called Nickelback.

Is your phone a wizard? HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?