Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.
You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.
That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."
All welcome your new god.
At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.
Not that there aren't very good reasons to occupy wherever but QUALIFY YOUR SLOGANS. #qualifyalltweets
Tired of your iPhone breaking all the time? Then, I present to you, the Nokia N-9! Sleek, modern, colorful cases too, this is the new iPhone, INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOKIA WILL REJOICE!
To be fair, I usually reach for my phone upon waking to turn off the alarm. Should I leave it going instead?
