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You're making a digital scene and embarrassing us both, alright?

Remember: She's just a phone.

Trolling is a art.

Don't leave Siri alone with your enemies. And by "enemies" I of course mean "contents of your freezer."

At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.

"Boop" is not even close to the sentiment I wish to express right now.