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Tired of your iPhone breaking all the time? Then, I present to you, the Nokia N-9! Sleek, modern, colorful cases too, this is the new iPhone, INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOKIA WILL REJOICE!

That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."

All welcome your new god.

Just wait until you get the NEW iPad: Not only will you feel smaller, you'll also feel 20 pounds lighter!

"Boop" is not even close to the sentiment I wish to express right now.

Listen, I just want to know what you'd think about Scott if you knew him.

Bank account apps are always a risky proposition, but this is ridiculous.

In the old days, we tried to get our computers to work again by smacking the monitor or the hard drive. Now that we're developing technology that we can talk to, we don't have to get it to work by physically abusing it; we can verbally abuse it instead.

If only we could all be what our mothers think we are.

Creative designer Bryan Brunsell thought up a way to avoid collisions when you're walking and texting at the same time.

You could also use this repositioned camera to take surreptitious pictures of noteworthy derrieres walking in front of you. It adds a distinct creep factor to this idea when you think about it.