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Where have the world's sex-related priorities gone?

Is your phone a wizard? HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?

Creative designer Bryan Brunsell thought up a way to avoid collisions when you're walking and texting at the same time.

You could also use this repositioned camera to take surreptitious pictures of noteworthy derrieres walking in front of you. It adds a distinct creep factor to this idea when you think about it.

That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."

All welcome your new god.

At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.