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Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he's seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he's started saving up for a house yet.

From the submitter:

"I received a text from a random guy, Mikey, who couldn't quite grasp that I didn't want to talk to some guy I didn't know. The last message effectively ended the conversation."

Both of these strapping young gentlemen have grown magnificent full-bodied and not-at-all-false mustaches, but only one of them has spelled "mustache" correctly.