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Text messages are basically like phone calls but with reading.

It should also be able to detect that awkward moment when you're at a party surrounded by people and have nobody to talk to.

Twenty minutes of your life is now gone thanks to the out of control rise of emoticons as well as Carly Rae Jepsen. How does that feel?

You will now see it this way for the rest of your life.

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I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.