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I'm surprised it took as long as it did for this to become a thing.

Submitter Carla's son lost his iPhone last month. Carla found it under his bed today, and now he only has to wait about thirteen and a half more years to use it.

Oh god what if Steve Jobs becomes the next Elvis where there are all these conspiracy theories that he's not dead but in hiding somewhere. What if he got surgery to look Asian and went undercover in China to destroy Foxconn from within.

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The Tweeters will be the first ones to go.

Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.