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"Oh God, please don't force-choke me. I HAVE A FAMILY."

"cindy got th blak playg lololololol"

Submitter Carla's son lost his iPhone last month. Carla found it under his bed today, and now he only has to wait about thirteen and a half more years to use it.

The lady's emoji face should have less smile and a more lonely, lonely tears.

Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

The Tweeters will be the first ones to go.

Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."