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When Gotham is in ashes, your battery has my permission to die.

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Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.

AutocoWrecks bomb crush dating demotivational flirting g rated Hall of Fame metaphor relationships surgeon texting - 5710204928
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

barack obama president politics uproxx g rated fail nation - 7948448256
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Maybe it's just the timing of these photos and the power of photography, or maybe Michelle Obama is just really really not going to put up with the POTUS's behavior at the Nelson Mandela memorial service. Speaking of which, there's a narrative you can probably craft based on these photos here:

Oh heck no

Likely that narrative is "Barack Obama got up to pee and Michelle stole his spot" but the alternative is just a bit more entertaining.